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Idiot of the day.

whatjanesays: amiry: This story is kind of pointless, but I have to tell you all about this dumbass customer I had today. She wanted six balloons filled. Fine. More than once she asks me if they look “too gay” and each time I kind of made a face and said, “No? They are just assorted colours.” She had picked out six pastel colours, it wasn’t like it was a god damned rainbow (and there isn’t...

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Marvel Cinematic Universe Timeline

whatjanesays: Hey look, someone did all my cray-cray timeline work for me! Yea! Check it out.

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Idiot of the day.

This story is kind of pointless, but I have to tell you all about this dumbass customer I had today. She wanted six balloons filled. Fine. More than once she asks me if they look “too gay” and each time I kind of made a face and said, “No? They are just assorted colours.” She had picked out six pastel colours, it wasn’t like it was a god damned rainbow (and there...

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This is why I don't take naps.

expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized

reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was

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Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar? 
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes. 
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.

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trinsghost: We’re Going To Go Back There Someday: Some Oscar news involving Muppets. nevertoooldtolovemuppets: So, as most of you know, the Academy Awards are coming up a week from now. According to both The Muppet Mindset and Tough Pigs, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are set to be presenting at the Oscars. Both web-sites have pretty definite sources in their pieces, so it’s looking...

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In bed.

Can’t stay off interwebs on the iPhone. I have work at 8am and really need to get some sleep, but my brain won’t stop going. :(

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tikistitch: amiry: Sometimes when I’m bored, I like to go to my coworker Tea Party Jimm’s Facebook page to see what nonsense he’s been posting (he is hidden from my regular feed). He posted Monday about how horrible Abraham Lincoln was and then he THANKED his assassinator. (Also I am concerned about the red wiggly line currently under assassinator; it is a real word. Whatever.) This dude is...

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Sometimes when I’m bored, I like to go to my coworker Tea Party Jimm’s Facebook page to see what nonsense he’s been posting (he is hidden from my regular feed). He posted Monday about how horrible Abraham Lincoln was and then he THANKED his assassinator. (Also I am concerned about the red wiggly line currently under assassinator; it is a real word. Whatever.) This dude is a...

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Fiege confirms Iron Man 3 preview at the end of... →

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rantingrobins: One of the things that drives me completely insane is when I have customers that will discuss with each other what they plan to do and then look at me expectantly, like I was supposed to know what they wanted me to do. I’m not saying they can’t discuss things, but once you’ve come to an agreement, relay the information to me. It’s a very simple concept. EXAMPLE! Our store fills...

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